3.871432/10
She kissed a nerd and didn't like it
Perhaps it’s my preternaturally sunny disposition. Perhaps it is the fact that I’m married and approaching forty. Perhaps I just have pedestrian tastes, but lately I have taken exception to a silly trend. Namely, perfectly lovely young lasses are being besmirched, denigrated, disparaged, and generally bad-mouthed for their lack of abject perfection. And to that I say balderdash, gentlemen, balderdash.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High, baby!
I will readily concede that tastes do vary within an objective mean. And I will concede that being married and approaching forty does mean that I’m more inclined to gaze upon Ms. Upton’s rack city and ruminate upon the fecundity of Spring and the wonder of life in general. Take a quiet moment, gaze upon those munificent mammaries, accentuate the positive, contemplate life, and tell me you disagree.
Or, for example, take this Southern Belle.
Making the BCS Championship interesting
Her hobbies are fishing, shooting, and motorboating. Make that being motorboated. Personality matters! And piercing blue eyes don’t hurt. Sure, we could engage in a fruitless discussion in which we reduce her to a 4.89743/10, but where is the fun in that? Nay, ’tis better to imagine a warm summer afternoon, a well-stocked cooler, and the jiggly glory of bikini skeet shooting.
You internet warriors, you “5/10 – would not bang” digital apex predators, just stop it. It’s okay to be attracted to girls. There are many lovely ones out there. Enjoy the view.
You’ve recognized a new bot – the HighStandardsBot. This type of bot uses a falsely elevated set of standards to make up for his failure with actual attractive women. While labeling supermodels as 2/10, HighStandardsBot will often be seen in the company of real-life 3s and 4s and is often a 4 or less on the dude chart.
Where’s the gif?
I loved how Musberger played it up with Webb. It was the voice of every dad approving the Bama QB for picking Webb out of the Bama pool of hot southern belles. “Good job, son, good job.”
I tried rating myself by starting at 10 and taking away a point for every imperfection and ended up at -27.,
But I got a 7/8 to give me babies and pay my bills so I can’t complain too much. I do feel sorry for the single women out there trying to honestly assess their SMV against the “Kate Upton is a 2″ standard.
the last girl is only a 9.6.