Steal Your Face
August 20, 2012
I do like the Ryan pick by Romney. Ryan isn’t the savior, no politician is, but his willingness to piss on the third rail is refreshing. I also have to give Romney credit for his decision to run an actual campaign.
Having said that, the picture below cannot stand. I don’t know how the artist found a picture of me on my way to work. All I know is he is trying to steal my awesomeness and give it to Ryan. As if. Everyone knows Wisconsin is too cold for velociraptors.
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Good to see Walter Mitty is still around.
Quietly: Shhhh! People might figure out that I’m also well-aged and, despite our antagonistic relationship, in cahoots with you and your plans for world domination.
Now loudly: I am not Walter Mitty. I’m just a regular thirty-something.
I’m just trying to restore “balance.”
If it necessary for me to take control to do so, I will reluctantly accept that responsibility until people return to harmony and then it will no longer be necessary.