Leave My Special Bathtime Fantasy Alone
Kristen Stewart, of Twilight fame, cheated on Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame. It’s all a yawning predictability, but fan responses are hilarious. Really people, just leave them alone. Just because they live their lives in the public eye doesn’t mean the public eye should remain unblinking (heh heh) when mistakes are made.
Heartiste offered his $.02 on the subject and he was on point, though his response to the first comment offered needed clarification. Within the world of fame, director trumps actor, always and forevermore. Regardless of the picture the testament to the NHS, movie theater snacks, and fandom paints, reality is greater than fiction.
As to Stewart’s relative value, I suppose she is cute. Just in case you’re wondering, that’s a loaded word. But she couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper sack and that devalues any alpha cred that might be otherwise be ascribed to Pattinson. In a field where most are truly talentless and exist only for their physical strengths, it takes more than cute.
In any case, watch the video from Buzzfeed that I don’t know how to embed. It’s hilarious and that’s really the only reason I wrote this post.
I actually felt kind of bad for her.
The fact that she’s a she-beast headcase not withstanding, I think we can all empathize with an inability to understand why someone who appears to have everything would throw it all away for what appears to be nothing.
But there’s another facet of my mind that is filled with genuine glee that OMG BELLA CHEATED ON EDWARD WTF!!11!1
Today is the day the cynics dance.
True and true
Are there more Twilight movies to be made? If so, that working relationship is going to be … tense.
There is one more, but it may have already been filmed.