RT @nydwracu: someday i will disappear and let my bot take over and see how long it takes anyone to notice #fullfuturism16 hours ago
People are stupid, but if you want to bring your girlfriend to an event, at least pick one where she's unknown. "Oh hey, you remember Lisa." 20 hours ago
Based on something I just observed, you can take your mistress anywhere so long as you first remove your wedding ring. 20 hours ago
