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August 2, 2010
Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool:
Lady Gaga is known for her skimpy outfits and sexually-charged performances, but she says she fears having sex with a partner could deplete her artistic energy.
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity through my vagina,” the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.
After reading that, I’ve decided I really want to father a brood with Lady Gaga. It’s not that I’m suddenly attracted to her. Rather, it’s because my super-intelligence coupled with her obvious super-intelligence can only lead to a race of super babies who will surely take over the world.
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Doesn’t the dumb bitch know that it is the man who is depleted through sexual congress, as his Vital Essence is released along with his seed?
A brood of Baby Gugu’s?
“After reading that, I’ve decided I really want to father a brood with Lady Gaga.”
I wouldn’t go that far. I might let her take a couple of doses of my creativity on her face,though.
Imagine her trying to get her creativity back!
Before you breed, you might like to know she’s a natural brunette:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1299742/Lady-GaGa-newly-released-photos-crazy-costumes-make-up.html
I think she looks much better as a brunette btw, but this probably won’t matter to you as you’re more interested in her for her brains.
[No, the brunette angle is good as well. Before we start producing our superbabies, I plan on reverting her to brunette and to the Stefanie shown in this video.