Presented Without (much) Comment
Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool:
Lady Gaga is known for her skimpy outfits and sexually-charged performances, but she says she fears having sex with a partner could deplete her artistic energy.
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity through my vagina,” the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.
After reading that, I’ve decided I really want to father a brood with Lady Gaga. It’s not that I’m suddenly attracted to her. Rather, it’s because my super-intelligence coupled with her obvious super-intelligence can only lead to a race of super babies who will surely take over the world.