Or as I call it, the Lovenasium

For the married man, the art of seduction is much different than for the single man. Some think it is less important. For some married men, I suppose this is true. I myself will not test this hypothesis. Ever. I shall never sup at the marital duties table. The low hanging sack does not resign himself to duties.

The low hanging sack does not forfeit the right to induce extreme humidity between his lady’s legs.

But such induction does change when the relationship becomes long-term. The ignorant man will come to rely on old standbys. Accumulated knowledge is a foundation, not a stopping point. The wise man will avoid the standbys. Accumulated knowledge will be a launch pad.

Perhaps you disagree with me at this juncture. You may be exploiting the old standbys for the ex-girlfriend booty call. You may be early enough in a relationship for those tactics to have not yet reached “old” status. She will slowly but surely develop counter-attacks for those moves. As this happens, she will be in the mood less and less frequently. Then, my friend, you shall be far too cozy with Madam Palm and Her Five Sisters. Consider yourself warned.

But how does one seduce the wife? Personally, a favorite strategy is the slow-burn. Seduction is predominantly mental. I use that to my advantage. Flirt. Inject suggestive comments into casual conversation. Text her during the workday and tell her that you’re going to fuck the shit out of her later that night. (One advantage of married/relationship game is the ability to drop any pretense.)

Don’t forget the physical can serve the mental. Throw in a quick inner thigh caress in the morning. Grab her in the afternoon and kiss her like it’s 3 weeks into the relationship. Remember that you enjoy the mental build-up too.

Also remember that every day isn’t a slow-burn day. Sometimes you must wordlessly grab her, look her in the eye, and bed her. Wherever you are. Perhaps the kitchen. Perhaps the driveway. Only do this if you’re planning on moving soon.

There are themes. These themes lie at the intersection between single and married game. Confidence. Decisiveness. Manliness. Master and convey these things and you shall never want. Seek out varying lines of engagement. Explore these lines. Induce humidity. Be the low hanging sack.